Be-U-tiful

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins, via fake-mermaid)

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

(via alyssinthetardis)

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

(via fake-mermaid)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: queerspectres, via w-i-l-d-ocean)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via fake-mermaid)

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via fuckablestyles)

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via slutwhat)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via crystallized-teardrops)

fohk:

ryan howard is everything

(via softieboob)